Interview - Marik

Angel: Marik-kun!!! *glomps Marik from behind*

Marik: Ah! *stumbles a bit* What the hell?

Angel: It's so much fun catching you guys off guard. *gets off* Ne, Marik-kun, would you mind letting me interview you? Please?

Marik: Uh, fine. But no more glomping me. *blush*

Angel: You really don't like the thought of possibly ripping that shirt, do you?

Marik: No, I don't. I happen to like this shirt.

Angel: *sits down in a chair* Anyways. Let's start with your name.

Marik: *sits in another chair across from her* Well, as you know, my name is Marik Ishtar. And I happen to like my name.

Angel: Why's that? Because it can roughly translate to 'king'?

Marik: *smirks and nods* Exactly. And I think your name isn't too bad either.

Angel: *blush* Moving on... My info says that you're Egyptian, you have your brother and sister, and that you're a Capricorn, being born on December 23.

Marik: *nods* That's all true. What else?

Angel: While I'm still thinking about it, let's discuss your clothes.

Marik: What about them?

Angel: You seem to like the color purple for one. Cause you wear a lot of it from what I've seen. Plus your one outfit that shows off your middrift... *blush*

Marik: Yes...what's your point?

Angel: *shakes head to regain herself* Sorry. My point is, for one, where do you usually get your clothes? Let alone where did you manage to get all those robes for all the Rare Hunters?

Marik: The robes were all custom-made, obviously, once I had enough money. Otherwise, I go to the shops like a normal person.

Angel: So where did you get the money for everthing then? I've heard some rumors that you went and sold off a lot of stuff from your family's tomb-home.

Marik: *shrug* I may have done a bit, but I also used my Rare Hunters to trade rare cards for money as well as stealing some of their money too.

Angel: Huh... Guess the phrase 'everything has a price' really is true. So, I gotta know. While you were still hellbent on revenge against the Pharaoh and world domination, what did you do for recreation? Cause I find it hard to believe that you just sat around on your ass doing nothing all that time. And I remember that before you told me that you're a real good dancer.

Marik: Well, yes, but I only dance when I'm in a club surrounded by lots of other people. As for recreation, it's the usual. Play card games, do a little shopping, maybe go to a bar, refine my plans for world domination. Oh, and work at the museum.

Angel: Refine plans for world domination? *sweatdrop*

Marik: *smirk* Why yes, of course. What else would I do?

Angel: I thought that might be more your other half doing that. But regardless... So, you go to clubs then? When you dance, how often do you intentionally show off your skills?

Marik: Both of us plan. I always show off my skills. *smirk* I have no reason not too.

Angel: Why am I not surprised? And now I've got an mental image of you dancing to 'Evacuate the Dance Floor'. *blush*

Marik: *laughs* Nice.

Angel: *still blushing* I'm sure your dancing skills make Tea seem like a total amateur.

Marik: *smirk* But of course. And I know you're a pretty good dancer yourself Angel.

Angel: *more blushing* Damn that smirk of yours... Maybe later we should hit a club together. But back to business. Aside from club dancing, can you do any other sort of dancing? Like, say ballroom?

Marik: I'm sure I could if I tried, but I've never had a chance to learn dancing properly.

Angel: I get the feeling you'd be a natural at it. Anyways, moving on. How often do you ride that motorcycle of yours? And where did you get your licence in the first place?

Marik: I ride my motorcycle everywhere, and as for my licence, I did get it properly in Egypt. It isn't actually forged.

Angel: Wow. I'm impressed. But what about your sister? Does she like the fact that you have your bike?

Marik: Probably not, but she does appreciate the fact I can actually drive it.

Angel: I'll bet. So, can she ride one? I've seen that Odion can ride one.

Marik: No. She prefers cars, plus her skirts and dresses are always far too tight for her to get on a motorcycle in the first place.

Angel: Not surprised somehow. I'm sure she could ride one if she was dressed for it though. Speaking of your brother and sister, where do you guys live now? I kinda doubt you still live in the tomb after what happened.

Marik: Of course we don't live in that hell hole. I got a house here along with a permit to live and work here, while Ishizu and Odion are in Egypt with the rest of the clan. Ishizu also has her museum to maintain over there.

Angel: Impressive. Okay. I gotta ask this before I forget and to get it out of the way. And it relates to the Abridged series... What's your opinion of 'The Little Mermaid'?

Marik:...Isn't that a kids cartoon thing? I have absolutely no idea why you're asking me, as I have no idea what it's even about. *is blushing slightly and has turned away*

Angel: It happens to be one of the best Disney movies out there. In my opinon anyways. And judging from that blush, I'd say you do know what it's about.

Marik: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. *voice going slightly high-pitched at the end*

Angel: Ok ok, whatever you say. *giggles* But while we're on the subject, let's get to the questions I asked the Bakurae. So can ya tell me your favorite food, book and movie?

Marik: Favourite food, koshary. As for books, I prefer magazines to actual books. And I don't bother watching movies at all.

Angel: What's koshary? And what sort of magazines? Because you know an answer like that will draw one conclusion in the minds of fangirls.

Marik: Koshary is an Egyptian dish with rice, lentils, chickpeas, macaroni and spicy tomato sauce. And I like dueling magazines and motorbike magazines.

Angel: Sounds interesting and pretty tasty, save for the spicy tomatoes part. I have absolutely no spice tolerance. *sigh*

Marik: I'm sure that you could have a less spicy version.

Angel: I'm sure I could. So, shall we get down to the last part of this interview? *smirk*

Marik: Sure, though I'm not liking that smirk at all.

Angel: Now you know how your smirk makes me feel. And I'm referring to the relationships you're put in, Marik-kun.

Marik: *hangs head and groans* ...Great.

Angel: Again, I asked Kia and the others the same thing. Plus, you haven't put up a rant yet so part of it I'm not sure how you feel about. Though I'm sure I can guess. The most obvious ones are you with your yami, Bakura, Ryou, Akefia and, surprisingly, Joey.

Marik: My yami tried to kill me and the only reason he hasn't recently is because of the fact that he will die if I die. Bakura was my partner, but no "benefits" were involved in that deal AT ALL. As for Akefia, he's a tomb robber, I'm a tomb keeper. It would never work. As for Joey, just because I mind control someone does not mean I want them. I mind controlled a lot of people, and I haven't had sex with any of them. Fangirls are just crazy. That's all.

Angel: I'm sure the same thing about Joey applies to Tea as well. But by far the weirdest one I've seen is you and Mana aka Dark Magician Girl. Explain that one to me cause I doubt that you've even met her.

Marik: ...The Dark Magician Girl is a card, and I've never met someone called Mana so... I have no idea who you're even talking about.

Angel: Well, I'll explain that later then. But long story short, techinically she's a spirit. Ok, last question. And to be honest I'm scared cause after this I gotta find your yami. But since I asked the others, I gotta ask you too. What's your ideal woman like?

Marik: My ideal woman... *looks at Angel* Is attractive, obviously, is good at playing card games, is very obedient to me, hates the Pharaoh... *thinks* She has to have some similar hobbies to my own, preferably isn't poor, and has some decent ideas for world domination. *smirks* Have fun with my yami.

Angel: *stands up* Oh, one last thing Marik.

Marik: Yes?

Angel: *kisses Marik on the lips* Seriously, think about that club idea for later. *turns to leave* Let's go, Kia.

Marik: *winks* Oh, I shall. Bye. *waves*

Akefia: Sure. This'll be fun.